Friends with mean and overprotective parents
when they are so overprotective you guys can hardly hang out
Being the friend with overprotective parents
This weeks American hero.
boys are fucking stupid
rip his fucking head off
…and then shit on his neck forreal
NO NO I BOY AND YOU GIRL AND WHEN I SAY JUMP YOU SAY HOW HIGH
I HAVE THE HEADCANON THAT DRAGONS THINK THAT MERMAIDS ARE SUPER COOL BECAUSE THEY LIVE IN WATER AND STUFF
be like cat paws
very nice, very soft, very squishy,
but when threatened?
aka “Elitism is my middle name”
Yeah, I pretty much don’t like Moffat’s concept of the Doctor. Not only does it smack of classism, but it ignores the Doctor’s long tradition of laughing at the so-called “elite” while bumming around with ordinary people. (ref: Doctor Who 1963 - 2009)
And to think…
The only girl he did settle down with…
Was a working class ‘chav’…
without any A-levels…
from a council estate…
youre gonna look so godamn cool
Among the Waves (1898)
me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?
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zodiac: aries, taurus, gemini, cancer, leo, virgo, libra, scorpio, sagittarius, capricorn, aquarius, pisces
myers-briggs: istj, isfj, infj, intj, istp, isfp, infp, intp, estp, esfp, enfp, enfj, esfj, estj, esfj, enfj, entj, entp
the four temperaments: melancholic, phlegmatic, choleric, sanguine
enneagram: type one, type two, type three, type four, type five, type six, type seven, type eight, type nine
alignment: lawful good, neutral good, chaotic good, lawful neutral, true neutral, chaotic neutral, lawful evil, neutral evil, chaotic evil
modern Hogwarts headcanon
muggleborn sixth years jumping from moving staircase to moving staircase shouting “PARKOUR”
cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call